why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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