Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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