i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just cut my nipple shaving
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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