I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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