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as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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