i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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