nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
