nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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