dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
