Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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