Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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