So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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