So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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