all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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