he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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