I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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