Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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