i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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