My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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