he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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