Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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