No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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