It's Friday. Sex?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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