Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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