Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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