Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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