everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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