Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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