THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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