i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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