Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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