Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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