Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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