doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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