It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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