Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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