A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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