so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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