Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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