Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So vagazzling was a success
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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