jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Found the puke drawer
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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