i just had sex bonerless
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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