how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
True but thats because hes a fetus.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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