You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
