She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
that is very illegal...i love you.
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