Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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