What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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