You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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