idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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