I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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