I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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