He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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