I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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