did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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