hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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