i think my tv is drunk
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize