PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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